Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? I've learned two new things today and I've not yet had lunch. One -- the next time I'm in prison I'm gonna make that card coating pipe bomb thing, but instead of putting it to my head, put it up against my butt so the explosion will blast me out of prison into low orbit. Where I come down will be part of the adventure. And Two -- I want your dad to be my dad. Viva Herb!
When I was young, things were inflammable and we were under strict orders not to apply lighted matches to such things. The destruction of the English language to make things simple for Americans is one of the great tragedies of our age. Among other problems, it has lead to our current political situation where language is incinerated to produce power.
Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? I've learned two new things today and I've not yet had lunch. One -- the next time I'm in prison I'm gonna make that card coating pipe bomb thing, but instead of putting it to my head, put it up against my butt so the explosion will blast me out of prison into low orbit. Where I come down will be part of the adventure. And Two -- I want your dad to be my dad. Viva Herb!
Let me know how the butt pipe bomb thing works out!
Purely in the interest of science!
When I was young, things were inflammable and we were under strict orders not to apply lighted matches to such things. The destruction of the English language to make things simple for Americans is one of the great tragedies of our age. Among other problems, it has lead to our current political situation where language is incinerated to produce power.
Agreed...the destruction of language equals the destruction of culture, and it's all deliberate.